Hi !(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Welcome to my online space. Even though this is actually on some server somewhere far away it’s nice to have a place to write as much as I want for anyone to see. Because at the end of the day I’m a person and probably more like you than we both realize.

Thanks for visiting and please stay as long as you like. Scroll down for the good stuff, 欢迎光临!

Who I Am

Throughout life we are many things and are named even more. I’ve been a son, brother, student, teacher, waiter, scientist, trader, friend. Who can know what more is to come?

Born in the 🇺🇸United States to a third wave 🇨🇳Chinese immigrant family in the fine year of 1990, this ENTP/Horse/Gemini is a proud PC gamer and Golden retriever owner. Uses ;semicolons; liberally and can dunk unspectacularly on a 7 foot rim.

You can usually find me in the low priority boarding line with a 45L backpack or trying to edit a 100GB backlog of pictures.



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We appreciate your interest in this position, but we found another candidate who is basically superior in every way. We wish you the best of luck moving forward.




Prospective Employer

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I am a terrible artist so I’ve “enlisted” help; thanks for letting me use your work! If you don’t want it here please don’t sue me, an email would be much preferred (but I guess if you want to sue me I’m powerless to stop you ).